So this year I decided to get FIT. Well, actually I decided I want to get to a certain point (more on the later) and use that as a goal. A couple of things hit me like a meteorite this year. One of which was the dreaded words “pushing 40″ and the other was just feeling winded and such. Then a very important set of events happened. The first was thanks to Netflix and the second was thanks to Arnold Schwarzenegger… cumming all of the time.
That should keep you tuned in I’d say…
Let’s start with Netflix. Netflix finally got the rights to play Pumping Iron starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno. I just happened upon it one night and decided to play that while my wife and I were eating dinner. Damn those guys are RIPPED. Anyway, one of the moments in the documentary is where Arnold Schwarzenegger is talking about the feeling of the “pump” and how it makes him feel like he is cumming. He say’s he feels like he’s cumming all of the time, in the gym, whenever he is working out, as well as in his sex life. Below is the snippet:
Well damn… I want to be cumming all of the time. I mean who doesn’t? Right?
Of course getting as big as the Arnold is pretty much impossible at this point (pushing 40)… Besides, I’m not really interested in steroids or HGH injections of any kind. So the reality has to be somewhat tempered. So who is someone in their 40’s that is fit as anything and has an awesome physique? Wolverine.
That’s right Hugh Jackman. He’s got a super physique that is far away but attainable with a lot of work. A lot of work means getting fit. Getting fit means cumming all of the time!!! Now that is Motivation!!!
So I started with some weights. Lifting until the muscles are sore and then resting them the next day with a cardio session by jogging/ walking. Also being careful to keep the cardio to a minimum versus the lifting. Cardio works against muscle growth and can actually, for lack of a better word… cannibalize it. So if the goal is physique and muscle mass then weight lifting takes precedence over cardio. That’s why cardio is used on the days when I’m resting the muscles from the previous days workout. But you have to do more than just the little bit of weights that I have. I’m in luck though, my wife’s dad has a ton of weights and a bench. So this weekend (exactly 2 weeks into training EVERY day) I’ll be picking up a full set of weights and a weight bench.
The crazy thing is that after every workout my wife will ask/joke “so do you feel like you’re cumming yet?” And of course in that first week I felt more like I was fucking dying. The second week though was interesting. After a particularly strenuous workout I actually felt the fabled “pump” in my biceps, and it felt good. Maybe not like I was cumming but definitely a very cool and natural feeling that touches some internal chemical release of endorphin’s to create a very euphoric feeling all the same. Whatever… I felt the “pump” and I liked it.
The feeling after the workout is just great. You feel accomplishment and you feel good even if you feel some pain, it still feels damn good. So there… I have a goal and I have my motivation so now I just need to keep on keeping on. Always in the chase of that grand and euphoric “Pump”.